Meet Jim!
Full name: James B. Beam.
Place Of Birth: Claremont, Kentucky.
Place of work: The brain.
Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; depression; stage fright.
Turn-Offs: Southern Baptist weddings; bourbon snobs.
More Jim Beam facts: The first and only inanimate object ever to receive Paht-neh status, having attended more Knuckleheads shows than all other Paht-nehs combined...often inflicts unspeakable pain, but has been known to improve Hano's comedic skills considerably...almost always makes Spence sing very, very poorly, but Hano seems funnier to him too, so it's okay...when consumed by the audience, can improve the K-heads' sound dramatically...the Knuckleheads pay homage to Jim Beam--"the only Paht-neh who truly understands."
